Monday, January 7, 2008

Jeff Moran's Paulie List

I know Paul from college. I'm all about the hits.

10. Kate Nash, "Foundations" - A Brit-pop Sheryl Crow's "All I Wanna Do"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=orACIBjHuI4

9. Gwen Stefani, "The Sweet Escape" - I'm absolutely sick of the song now, but back in the summer this was the jam. Thank God someone found a way to use Akon's voice to great effect.

8. Simply Apple - You know those plastic OJ carafes that are sold near the dairy section at most supermarkets? They now make this stuff in apple juice form and it's fabulous. The first time I purchased it I drank 64oz in 1.5 days and got pretty bad diarrhea. That's why it's #8.

7. MIA, "Paper Planes" - This Clash beat is slammin. What is MIA singing about?

6. "Rob & Big" on MTV - They own a mini-horse.

5. CRS (Kanye, Lupe, Pharrell) "Us Placers" - A very cool, laid back track that samples a Radiohead song that I don't recognize. Paul/Grandone/Matty, can you help me out here?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xz8FXgLpI4

(3-way tie)

5. X-Games Skateboard Wipeout - This is nuts. The guy's shoes come flying off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTeXKHkNqgk&NR=1

(3-way tie)

5. Cody Paul featuring Fat Joe, "Make it Rain" - This middle schooler is truly making it rain on dem hoes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqSV1wnN5oQ

4. 50 Cent, "I Get Money" - First line off the first single on his new album: 50 comes out blazing with a commentary on the Coca-Cola purchase of Vitamin Water. Now that is gangsta. Best hip-hop beat of the year.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbM9EP2G0LM

3. Kanye West/Fall Out Boy, "Remix to This Ain't a Scene..." - Kanye at his best. Makes fun of Fall Out Boy on a remix of their own song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY1BcGlkCO4

2. The Game featuring Kanye West, "Wouldn't Get Far" - This came out in November 2006. I don't care. This is best song of 2007. Kanye enters the video by unzipping his face out of a BAPE shark hoodie. What the hell else do you people want?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTnwEKQEs-I

1. "Intervention" on A&E - One of the toughest shows to watch on TV.
This "Pam" episode is one of the best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS6B-hXqqlY

Disappointment of the Year: It's a well-established idea that Jay-Z has nothing else to say about the streets and expensive purchases, so though his songs differ in beat and structure, they're all basically a retread. But there's one really interesting idea that he keeps hinting at and then avoiding, which makes me wonder if there's any substance.

"Before Ronald Reagan got Manhattan to blow
Before I was cappin' it there back and forth
Before we had it all day, poppin' in the hallway
Cop one offa someone to give you more yey
Yea, but that's another story" (Jay-Z and Punjabi MC, "Beware of the Boys Remix)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCsT1d428z8

"Blame Reagan for making me into a monster
Blame Oliver North and Iran-Contra
I ran contraband that they sponsored
Before this rhyming stuff we was in concert"
(Jay-Z, "Blue Magic" off
American Gangster)

Can he please focus just one song on the topic of Reagan's role in fueling the late 80s drug trade? Rather than just referencing it? He's asking for some big intellectual leaps. Thank you.

2 comments:

Michael Grandone said...

hey jeff.

i never saw that crs video before. lots to like (dynasty signs, don't look back signs), lots not to like (most notably that the thom yorke kid looks more like a chris martin kid to me, which probably says something about trying to act like thom yorke).

anyways. it's 'the eraser' from thom yorke's album.

Itty said...

that song is off the kanye mixtape, which if i haven't mentioned before, is very great.